Unlucky night - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

Mach1 EH · 08-14-2008, 09:06 PM

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'.

'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.

And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.

We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake'?

Awd This · 08-14-2008, 09:08 PM

Mistergou · 08-14-2008, 09:22 PM

Iocane2099 · 08-15-2008, 03:12 AM

you didn't say that you left... so I'm assuming they made you breakfast in the morning

bleedingfordblu · 08-15-2008, 06:15 AM

thats gross lol

kiler be · 08-15-2008, 06:30 AM

gfong · 08-15-2008, 06:58 AM

lol, right on!

Lonestar7 · 08-15-2008, 06:58 AM

LOL

LS

Mach1 EH · 08-15-2008, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iocane2099

you didn't say that you left... so I'm assuming they made you breakfast in the morning

uh, (hope I don't get censored)
We ate out??

OxfordWhite04GT · 08-15-2008, 08:55 PM

but that would be a nasty drunken smack back to reality.

3150Mach1 · 08-15-2008, 09:33 PM

OMG that was funny!

White2003Mach1 · 08-15-2008, 11:42 PM

hahahaha

did you have to chew either (both) of your arms off ?

MACH-ANGEL · 08-16-2008, 12:35 AM

Ur not drunk enough for that.

Hcam · 08-16-2008, 09:39 AM

So..... did you do it??

machths · 08-16-2008, 10:09 AM

D@mn, wasn't expecting that!

cobramach1 · 08-17-2008, 10:57 AM

Yeah, no kidding. Didn't expect that at all! Very funny....

08-14-2008, 09:06 PM	#1
Mach1 EH original owner Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bethany, Ontario Posts: 3,758	Unlucky night I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'. 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. 'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't. And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake'? __________________ 2003 Mach1 DSG - original owner (1 of 1595) IUP, MGW black locking fuel door, sequential flashers, K&N, Mach1 scuff plates, ID tags, MRT shifter, Borla cat back, Steeda full length subframe connectors, 3pt STB, AFS black chrome Mach1 Heritage 17 x 9 & 17 x 10.5 shoes, MRT hood struts. BIRTHDATE - 04/09/2003 ,<-- thx Donna 2012 Shelby GT500 Perf white, SVT PP (SVT Track Pack), Electronics Package, Borla exhaust

08-14-2008, 09:08 PM	#2
Awd This Got boost? Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,343	Re: Unlucky night __________________ 03 mach - White 5spd IUP Born 6-9-03 Powered by Procharger 450rwhp 417rwtq

08-14-2008, 09:22 PM	#3
Mistergou get sideways! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 854	Re: Unlucky night __________________ #2928 out of 9652 ~Sold

08-15-2008, 03:12 AM	#4
Iocane2099 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oviedo, FL Posts: 300	Re: Unlucky night you didn't say that you left... so I'm assuming they made you breakfast in the morning __________________ Car: 2004 Oxford White, 5spd Mods: Intake Spacer, JLT Ram Air, SLP Catted X, SLP LM II, MGW Orange Shifter, Hurst White Ball, 4.10's, 31 Spline FRPP Cobra Carrier, FRPP Axles, Aluminum DS, Drilled/slotted rotors, 18x9 18x10 Black DD Bullitts, 295/35/18 and 275/35/18 Vredestein Ultrac Sessanta

08-15-2008, 06:15 AM	#5
bleedingfordblu Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leesburg, VA Posts: 1,985	Re: Unlucky night thats gross lol __________________ 2003 Azure Blue Mach 1 Stock bottom end/compression Eaton M112 Stock upper Stock lower K&N intake Built T56 Bassani mid length headers Bassani catted x pipe Bassani slash cut tip catback Stock 03 Cobra IRS 18x9/10 Forgestar F14 Tuned by Chris Macduff at IMA motorsports 429hp 407 tq @ 7.5 lbs of boost

08-15-2008, 06:30 AM	#6
kiler be Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: culpeper va. Posts: 4,915	Re: Unlucky night

08-15-2008, 06:58 AM	#7
gfong Greg Fonger Join Date: May 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,416	Re: Unlucky night lol, right on!

08-15-2008, 06:58 AM	#8
Lonestar7 Guest Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,152	Re: Unlucky night LOL LS

08-15-2008, 08:55 PM	#10
OxfordWhite04GT Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Gastonia NC Posts: 2	Re: Unlucky night but that would be a nasty drunken smack back to reality.

08-15-2008, 09:33 PM	#11
3150Mach1 Love my Mach Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Charlottesville, VA Posts: 13,678	Re: Unlucky night OMG that was funny! __________________ 2003 slowmatic 11.105@117mph w/125 shot of Nitrous best to date Kooks LTsw/OR X, elect cutouts, JLT RAI w/C&L 85 MAH,1" Spacer,PP Lower intake,Accufab TB,160 T-stat,EF Cooling Mod,NX Kit,Mez Electric Water pump,SLP Linelock,FRPP 4.10s-Alum Dif Cover-Alum Driveshaft & SL, Steeda Bumpsteer,MM Alum rack bushings,Deep Alum Tranny pan,Predator,Steeda AUCAs,MM ALCAs, Dspecs,MM CC plates & FLSFCs,MRT Guage cluster,AEM WB,MRT hood struts,Seq TLs, carbon fiber hood/trunk/Cobra wing,220 amp alt

08-15-2008, 11:42 PM	#12
White2003Mach1 Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: midwest city,Ok Posts: 1,666	Re: Unlucky night hahahaha did you have to chew either (both) of your arms off ? __________________ Rex Schuler '03 white Mach1-- born date 3/31/03 serial # 3243 bought on 4/19/03 personalized tag "MYSTANG"

08-16-2008, 12:35 AM	#13
MACH-ANGEL we R nuts! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: N.ID Posts: 374	Re: Unlucky night Ur not drunk enough for that.

08-16-2008, 09:39 AM	#14
Hcam Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NY Posts: 104	Re: Unlucky night So..... did you do it??

08-16-2008, 10:09 AM	#15
machths Mach 1 Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Snellville, Ga Posts: 3,029	Re: Unlucky night D@mn, wasn't expecting that! __________________ 2003 Black Mach 1 (Sold) 277/301 RWHP/TQ SAE(stock) 1996 Laser Red Cobra

08-17-2008, 10:57 AM	#16
cobramach1 Fear begins with 'FE' Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orion Twp, MI Posts: 1,930	Re: Unlucky night Yeah, no kidding. Didn't expect that at all! Very funny.... __________________ '08 Shelby GT500 Black w/Alloy stripes '02 F250 Super Duty, 7.3L Power Stroke, 4x4, Extended Cab, Long Bed '70 Mach 1 Yellow/Black interior, 427 Medium Riser FE, Manual C6 '70 Mach 1 White/Vermillion interior, 351C 2v, Auto, A/C, needs restoration '70 Mach 1 Calypso Coral/Black interior, 351C 4v, Auto, very rusty parts car '69 Mach 1 Indian Fire Red/Black interior, R code 428CJ, 4spd, needs restoration

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