Ha-ha - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

Azure Blurr · 07-10-2008, 05:37 PM

A Hillbilly, Young Kenny, Moved To Texas And Bought A Donkey From A Farmer For $100.00. The Farmer Agreed To Deliver The Donkey The Next Day.
The Next Day He Drove Up And Said, 'sorry Son, But I Have Some Bad News, The Donkey Died.'

Kenny Replied, 'well, Then, Just Give Me My Money Back.'
The Farmer Said, 'can't Do That I Went And Spent It Already.
Kenny Said, 'ok, Then, Just Bring Me The Dead Donkey.'
The Farmer Asked, 'what Ya Gonna Do With Him?'
Kenny Said, 'i'm Going To Raffle Him Off.'
The Farmer Said, 'you Can't Raffle Off A Dead Donkey!'
Kenny Said, 'sure I Can. Watch Me. I Just Won't Tell Anybody He Is Dead.'
A Month Later, The Farmer Met Up With Kenny And Asked, 'what Happened With That Dead Donkey?'
Kenny Said, 'i Raffled Him Off. I Sold 500 Tickets At Two Dollars A Piece And Made A Profit Of $998.00.'
The Farmer Said, 'didn't Anyone Complain?'
Kenny Said, 'just The Guy Who Won. So I Gave Him His Two Dollars Back.'
Kenny Grew Up And Eventually Became The Chairman Of Enron.

dlandry427 · 07-10-2008, 05:42 PM

That's rich!

2k4mach · 07-10-2008, 05:46 PM

lol

kiler be · 07-10-2008, 10:30 PM

MA-MACH1 · 07-10-2008, 10:37 PM

so sad as it's so true these days
still

24kmach · 07-11-2008, 12:42 AM

I want my two dollars back.

You said it was just sleeping.

Good one.

Big Ron · 07-11-2008, 03:26 PM

being from Texas....it was still funny

Big Ron

Machy uno · 07-11-2008, 05:29 PM

that gave me the laugh I was needing today...

07-10-2008, 05:37 PM	#1
Azure Blurr I miss my friend Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middle Georgia Posts: 6,020	Ha-ha A Hillbilly, Young Kenny, Moved To Texas And Bought A Donkey From A Farmer For $100.00. The Farmer Agreed To Deliver The Donkey The Next Day. The Next Day He Drove Up And Said, 'sorry Son, But I Have Some Bad News, The Donkey Died.' Kenny Replied, 'well, Then, Just Give Me My Money Back.' The Farmer Said, 'can't Do That I Went And Spent It Already. Kenny Said, 'ok, Then, Just Bring Me The Dead Donkey.' The Farmer Asked, 'what Ya Gonna Do With Him?' Kenny Said, 'i'm Going To Raffle Him Off.' The Farmer Said, 'you Can't Raffle Off A Dead Donkey!' Kenny Said, 'sure I Can. Watch Me. I Just Won't Tell Anybody He Is Dead.' A Month Later, The Farmer Met Up With Kenny And Asked, 'what Happened With That Dead Donkey?' Kenny Said, 'i Raffled Him Off. I Sold 500 Tickets At Two Dollars A Piece And Made A Profit Of $998.00.' The Farmer Said, 'didn't Anyone Complain?' Kenny Said, 'just The Guy Who Won. So I Gave Him His Two Dollars Back.' Kenny Grew Up And Eventually Became The Chairman Of Enron. __________________ “Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward and freedom will be defended.” “We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail,” -George W. Bush

07-10-2008, 05:42 PM	#2
dlandry427 Charles U. Farley Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,112	Re: Ha-ha That's rich! __________________ *En tequila es verdad*.

07-10-2008, 05:46 PM	#3
2k4mach LuLz Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cedar Park, TX Posts: 19,294	Re: Ha-ha lol __________________ 11 Sterling gray GT500 coupe 08 Silver Z06 1058rwhp/1073rwt @ 15psi 14 Silver Q50S Vortech blown 04 DSG Mach 1 (stolen) 03 OW Mach 1 (sitting in a field rotting away)

07-10-2008, 10:30 PM	#4
kiler be Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: culpeper va. Posts: 4,915	Re: Ha-ha

07-10-2008, 10:37 PM	#5
MA-MACH1 Thread Killer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Morrisville, NC Posts: 1,050	Re: Ha-ha so sad as it's so true these days still __________________ 03 Mach 1 Torch Red 5 sp IUP 98 GT (long gone) Post killing skills - A+

07-11-2008, 12:42 AM	#6
24kmach My First Mach, Jan. 1969 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tacoma, Washington Posts: 13,070	Re: Ha-ha I want my two dollars back. You said it was just sleeping. Good one. __________________ I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Mach 1 owner since January 1969. First ride in a P51D August 28,2010. Member Based in Kent, Washington, Pacific Cascade Mustang Club is the only original Mustang club in the Puget Sound Area and according to Mustang Club of America, we are the oldest in the nation.

07-11-2008, 03:26 PM	#7
Big Ron Original 03 TR Owner Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Waco, TX Posts: 2,860	Re: Ha-ha being from Texas....it was still funny Big Ron

07-11-2008, 05:29 PM	#8
Machy uno Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: houston, texas Posts: 1,499	Re: Ha-ha that gave me the laugh I was needing today... __________________ She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was male and the other two, Well he!! the other two were females Gone but NOT FORGOTTEN http://www.cardomain.com/ride/330262

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