so. much. fail. - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

2003greyMach · 11-04-2010, 10:26 PM

http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/genera...help-guys.html

UNLUCKIER · 11-04-2010, 10:32 PM

No way is that real....

TEXASDSGMACH1 · 11-04-2010, 10:46 PM

I'm not reading 22 pages, but it screams fake to me.

2003greyMach · 11-04-2010, 10:49 PM

I hope it's fake. no one can be that stupid

fiveliter · 11-04-2010, 11:06 PM

Sounds like a troll just screwing around. No way that is real.

rich1 · 11-04-2010, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2003greyMach

I hope it's fake. no one can be that stupid

Yes they can..

.: any LS owner

StevesTorchRed · 11-04-2010, 11:21 PM

IDK, having lived in San Antonio for sometime now, you never know LOL

20mach104 · 11-04-2010, 11:49 PM

I read through most of that and my god my head hurt.

311-420 · 11-05-2010, 12:49 AM

Certainly, he must be a direct descendent of Albert Einstein. I cannot begin to fathom the sheer genius that thread posseses.

donjuaniii · 11-05-2010, 12:51 AM

It's gotta be some guy playin' them...

JaybTorchedMach · 11-05-2010, 01:35 AM

Even for ls1 guys or ricers, no one can be stupid enough to get a bottle that seriously says "transmission" on it and dump it into the engine.

gokstate74 · 11-05-2010, 01:36 AM

I think it's a fake but there are some great lines in there:

"I mean reading 6 pages of your crap makes me think you might be the result of expensive liquor and cheap condoms. "

"Try using Bong Water next time. I would venture to say you probably have a lot of it sitting around the house."

Mikestang · 11-05-2010, 06:36 AM

guy claims to have built a 13 second ricer with methane and does not know how to change oil.................Oh and he took his build b1.9 to jiffy lube (that part i kinda believe)

Con's Mach1 · 11-05-2010, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikestang

guy claims to have built a 13 second ricer with methane and does not know how to change oil.................Oh and he took his build b1.9 to jiffy lube (that part i kinda believe)

Yeah, your right. The only difference is he use to be a ricer. He may not even know he has NO power to the front wheels.

Wait, that might be his next question.

Mistergou · 11-05-2010, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiveliter

Sounds like a troll just screwing around. No way that is real.

jaimoe · 11-05-2010, 12:49 PM

Best part is that in the next to the last post is from our own M1M--Wild Bill

Troll · 11-05-2010, 02:15 PM

Hmm...First post October 19th. When did Wild Bill disappear from here?

Jimyg34 · 11-05-2010, 05:27 PM

I felt like I was watching an episode of Abbott and Costello!

And then to see a post from Wild Bill, too much. He is still alive.

Fenixfire · 11-05-2010, 06:12 PM

Posting today.......guess he left here to go fight the good fight on ls1tech.

wdwrdcrzr · 11-05-2010, 08:18 PM

Classic Bill response on page 22 LMAO

HUSH NEWB!

Zipline · 11-05-2010, 11:12 PM

Rofl.

Good troll, I can't actually believe so many people fed him for so long.

06TBSS · 11-06-2010, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rich1

Yes they can..

.: any LS owner

ASH302 · 11-06-2010, 03:46 AM

ok my head hurts

that is not real, can't be like said in there no one can be that ****ing stupid. someone was just wanting to stirr up some chite on that forum. ****ing kills me and i'm sure the guy was having so much fun doing it too. i can't believe the one guy at first even mess with it. which ever i wasted some mins of my life, time to go take pain meds for my headawke

LOL

bris09 · 11-06-2010, 01:39 PM

Can't believe I just wasted my time reading the whole thing. I was waiting for him to fess up. Nice to see Bill hasn't changed.

getsomemach1 · 11-18-2010, 03:32 PM

after reading that **** im begining to think my III fluid is low.

11-04-2010, 10:26 PM	#1
2003greyMach Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Grapevine, Texas Posts: 130	so. much. fail. http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/genera...help-guys.html __________________ 2003 Darkshadow grey Mach1 K&N FIPK BBK ceramic longtubes BBK shorty catted h-pipe SSS Cat Back with Adrenaline mufflers PHP Intake Spacer MGW short throw shifter frpp aluminum driveshaft frpp 4.10 gears Moser 31 spline axles 320rwhp 332lbs torque :best quarter mile time: (before longtube install) 60 1.932 330 5.539 1/8 8.486 mph 84.02 1000 11.038 1/4 13.184 mph 103.82

11-04-2010, 10:32 PM	#2
UNLUCKIER Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norman, OK Posts: 465	Re: so. much. fail. No way is that real....

11-04-2010, 10:46 PM	#3
TEXASDSGMACH1 LS WHO? Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Midland, Texas Posts: 1,075	Re: so. much. fail. I'm not reading 22 pages, but it screams fake to me. __________________ 2011 F250 69 Camaro 406 SBC 01 GT 00 GT with a 4v Sold, but still in the family 03 DSG Mach The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either.

11-04-2010, 10:49 PM	#4
2003greyMach Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Grapevine, Texas Posts: 130	Re: so. much. fail. I hope it's fake. no one can be that stupid __________________ 2003 Darkshadow grey Mach1 K&N FIPK BBK ceramic longtubes BBK shorty catted h-pipe SSS Cat Back with Adrenaline mufflers PHP Intake Spacer MGW short throw shifter frpp aluminum driveshaft frpp 4.10 gears Moser 31 spline axles 320rwhp 332lbs torque :best quarter mile time: (before longtube install) 60 1.932 330 5.539 1/8 8.486 mph 84.02 1000 11.038 1/4 13.184 mph 103.82

11-04-2010, 11:06 PM	#5
fiveliter 14 Year Reg Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,250	Re: so. much. fail. Sounds like a troll just screwing around. No way that is real. __________________ 1978 Mustang II - junked 1983 Mustang GT - sold 1986 Mustang conv - sold 1993 Mustang 5.0 notch - sold 1997 Mustang GT - traded in 1994 Mustang GT conv - sold 2003 Mustang Mach 1 - current 2010 Harley Davidson XL883N - current 2015 Mustang Ecoboost - current Best ET 13.59@103MPH

11-04-2010, 11:21 PM	#7
StevesTorchRed Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Bowie, MD Posts: 531	Re: so. much. fail. IDK, having lived in San Antonio for sometime now, you never know LOL

11-04-2010, 11:49 PM	#8
20mach104 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: VA Posts: 378	Re: so. much. fail. I read through most of that and my god my head hurt. __________________ 2004 Oxford White Mach 1 - Gone and slightly missed Replaced with: 2003 Redfire Cobra - 2.8 Upper, 100mm Idler, Prochamber, 3" Catback, SBTB, F/R Strut Brace, FLSFC, IRS Brace, Afco Double Pass Heat Exchanger, MGW Shifter - Blue handle, LFP Big Mouth SBTB and power inlet, Hard launch cross bar and Alum. Adj Hard Launch Bushing kit 6,018 of 8,394

11-05-2010, 12:49 AM	#9
311-420 Can't be bridled Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 7,006	Re: so. much. fail. Certainly, he must be a direct descendent of Albert Einstein. I cannot begin to fathom the sheer genius that thread posseses. __________________ 2004 Mach 1 #6956 5spd w/IUP Eaton swap, longtubes, built 3.73 SRA 452hp/409tq dynojet🏁

11-05-2010, 12:51 AM	#10
donjuaniii Laid Back Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,054	Re: so. much. fail. It's gotta be some guy playin' them...

11-05-2010, 01:35 AM	#11
JaybTorchedMach Registered User Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 1,746	Re: so. much. fail. Even for ls1 guys or ricers, no one can be stupid enough to get a bottle that seriously says "transmission" on it and dump it into the engine. Last edited by JaybTorchedMach; 11-05-2010 at 12:03 PM.

11-05-2010, 01:36 AM	#12
gokstate74 United We Stang Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Kansas Posts: 546	Re: so. much. fail. I think it's a fake but there are some great lines in there: "I mean reading 6 pages of your crap makes me think you might be the result of expensive liquor and cheap condoms. " "Try using Bong Water next time. I would venture to say you probably have a lot of it sitting around the house."

11-05-2010, 06:36 AM	#13
Mikestang Parrot Head Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: H204D,NY AMERICA F YEA ! Posts: 4,894	Re: so. much. fail. guy claims to have built a 13 second ricer with methane and does not know how to change oil.................Oh and he took his build b1.9 to jiffy lube (that part i kinda believe) __________________ Mikestang 03 MACH1 Torch Red #274 Built 11/14/02 Home 12/07/02 Payed off 09/17/07 MRT powershift, W\Hurst T-handle, Painted hood stripe, AFS 10.5 and 9.0 Crome Mach 1Wheels, Ford GT Coil Covers. "If She had a set a wings, Man I know She could fly " 2011 Kona Blue Metalic Mustang GT Premium 5.0 Rolling on 19s "2011 Will Be Known As The Year They Perfected The Mustang " 06 Victory Kingpin With more mods than I can list http://home.roadrunner.com/~crazyhorse/

11-05-2010, 12:49 PM	#16
jaimoe Speed addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 648	Re: so. much. fail. Best part is that in the next to the last post is from our own M1M--Wild Bill __________________ Best time 1/8th mi--7.65@90MPH 2003 DSG Mach 1 99/01 Cobra front bumper Darrin-Matic w/3500 stall converter 100 Shot 4.10 Gears Stock Springs KYB AGX adjustable shocks/struts tubular LCAs UPR dbl adj UCAs Custom SCT Tune 255/40/18 front 295/35/18 rear FR500 Wheels Custom RAI UPR O/R X-Pipe Roy spacer Flowmaster 40's I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was." "Just an old man having fun"

11-05-2010, 02:15 PM	#17
Troll Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Newport, CA Posts: 418	Re: so. much. fail. Hmm...First post October 19th. When did Wild Bill disappear from here? __________________ '04 Screaming Yellow 5-spd

11-05-2010, 05:27 PM	#18
Jimyg34 MACH NU1 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Leamington, Ontario Posts: 607	Re: so. much. fail. I felt like I was watching an episode of Abbott and Costello! And then to see a post from Wild Bill, too much. He is still alive. __________________ Jimy G 03 Black Mach 1 VIN#420549 Stock- SCT Tuned Magnaflow Catback Exhaust K&N CAI

11-05-2010, 06:12 PM	#19
Fenixfire Its stock....No really! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 4,433	Re: so. much. fail. Posting today.......guess he left here to go fight the good fight on ls1tech. __________________ 2003 Azure Blue Mach 1 5spd w/ IUP Mods: Lots of new stuff coming.....stay tuned

11-05-2010, 08:18 PM	#20
wdwrdcrzr Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Detroit Posts: 1,476	Re: so. much. fail. Classic Bill response on page 22 LMAO HUSH NEWB! __________________ US-10 13.2 bone stock

11-05-2010, 11:12 PM	#21
Zipline Registered User Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Toledo, OH Posts: 9	Re: so. much. fail. Rofl. Good troll, I can't actually believe so many people fed him for so long.

11-06-2010, 03:46 AM	#23
ASH302 Soldier for Christ Join Date: May 2009 Location: Willis, TX at The Daddy ASh Ranch Posts: 30,596	Re: so. much. fail. ok my head hurts that is not real, can't be like said in there no one can be that **ing stupid. someone was just wanting to stirr up some chite on that forum. **ing kills me and i'm sure the guy was having so much fun doing it too. i can't believe the one guy at first even mess with it. which ever i wasted some mins of my life, time to go take pain meds for my headawke LOL __________________ 2001 lazer red v6 Mustang coupe sold in Aug 2006 2004 screaming yellow 5.0 sc Mach 1 sold in Oct 2012 2013 grey 6 speed coupe GT Mustang Sold in Feb 2014 2013 RED Dodge Charger R/T Sold Nov 2014 2002 custom Blue 02 Auto Trans AM Sold June 2015 1998 Cobra Black Sold summer 2016 Current 2009 Ford F350 FX4 March 2017 (work truck) 2003 OW 5.0 Mach 1 Aug 2020 ASh

11-06-2010, 01:39 PM	#24
bris09 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Middletown, PA Posts: 3,992	Re: so. much. fail. Can't believe I just wasted my time reading the whole thing. I was waiting for him to fess up. Nice to see Bill hasn't changed. __________________ Brian 04 Azure Mach 1 Mods: Enough to not be the slowest, but nowhere near enough to be the fastest. 17 Fusion Sport Now faster than the Mach 96 Laser Red Cobra Vert For those days you just wanna cruise with the top down 89 Shelby CSX Still rocking the VNT and Fiberides.

11-18-2010, 03:32 PM	#25
getsomemach1 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ANSBACH,GERMANY Posts: 81	Re: so. much. fail. after reading that **** im begining to think my III fluid is low.

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