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Old 11-08-2007, 12:26 PM   #1
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The Problem with Outsourcing

Was depressed last night so I called Lifeline, Suicide Hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

Told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:01 PM   #2
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Re: The Problem with Outsourcing

I hope that you are not serious, but that is hillarious. I have to spread that one around work.
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:09 PM   #3
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Re: The Problem with Outsourcing

Not serious. I received it in an email and thought it was pretty good.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:06 PM   #4
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Re: The Problem with Outsourcing

Un****** real Could be true?
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:54 PM   #5
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Re: The Problem with Outsourcing

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Was depressed last night so I called Lifeline, Suicide Hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

Told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

that's f'in great!!!!
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:01 PM   #6
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Re: The Problem with Outsourcing

LOL...!!!!
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:49 PM   #7
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Was depressed last night so I called Lifeline, Suicide Hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

Told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Dude, I can teach you to fly a plane.
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:52 PM   #8
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Dude, I can teach you to fly a plane.


Bah..won't help..his name ain't Ahmet Musharrif....
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:53 PM   #9
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Dude, I can teach you to fly a plane.
K, but I want the classes that include landings.
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:00 PM   #10
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Re: The Problem with Outsourcing

have flown a little, but def. know how to fix em and shoot guns from em.....
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:22 PM   #11
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K, but I want the classes that include landings.
LMMFAO
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:23 PM   #12
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
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